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Chelsea Handler takes second Moderna Covid-19 vaccine and can't hear out of one ear.

Anonymous Sun 16 May 04:29:25 2021 No.13138776 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13138786 >>13138821 >>13138822 >>13139032 >>13139172 >>13139210 >>13139245 >>13139748 >>13140320

I know these vaccines are quite harsh, but this seems quite beyond the pale. What does /sci/ make of this? I was interested in getting the vaccine but I keep reading shit like this popping up. I'm genuinely asking how everyone feels on this (the actress/person aside).

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 04:33:30 No.13138786 Report

Quoted By: >>13138790

>>13138776
If the vaccine is so safe then why doesn't the FDA simply approve it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 04:35:00 No.13138790 Report

Quoted By: >>13138795

>>13138786
You have to prove it using studies and that takes time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 04:38:02 No.13138795 Report

Quoted By: >>13138806 >>13140328

>>13138790
exactly. so if you want to part of an experiment (meaning they have no idea what the outcome will be) go ahead and take it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 04:38:52 No.13138797 Report

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Her handlers didn't direct her to get the saline injection? She ACTUALLY went out of her way to get the poison? Why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 04:41:07 No.13138806 Report

Quoted By: >>13140328

>>13138795
It's an experiment to get COVID-19 too. Neets have it best, they can avoid the virus and the vaccine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 04:42:40 No.13138809 Report

Quoted By: >>13139616

MEDS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 04:45:27 No.13138821 Report

Quoted By: >>13138921

>>13138776
She said she felt fine by the next day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 04:46:05 No.13138822 Report

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>>13138776
I'm sure it's no worse than all the vaccines they tested on people in the 60s and 70s...
Not to mention all the stuff tested in the baby formula, but who cares, right?
You know, it's only people. Fuck 'em if you give life long damage, they'll get over it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 05:20:25 No.13138921 Report

Quoted By: >>13139324

>>13138821
no she didn't she was vomiting blood

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 05:29:27 No.13138940 Report

Quoted By: >>13139429

@13138776
>sign up for an instagram account
no thanks, also not science, also there's countless threads this could have gone in, also suck my fat hairy white cock

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 06:09:13 No.13139032 Report

Quoted By: >>13139330

>>13138776
For me and my friends the 2nd dose was pretty rough. >101F fever, injection site rash (for me, none of my friends got that one though), fatigue, and joint pain all lasting about 3 days (the fever peaks about 18 hours after the shot and then slowly fades).

For reference I'm young and athletic.

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Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 07:02:01 No.13139172 Report

Quoted By: >>13139338 >>13140385

>>13138776
I thought I was going to breeze through the second one. I had pain in my arm after the first one. None on the second one.
UNTIL
that night. I go to be early because it did seem to make me drowsy. I wake up shaking like I'm freezing. Can't stop chattering. Put an extra blanket on the bed. Spend the whole night like this. Go to work the next day. I have no idea how I made it through the work day. Severely sleep deprived from the night before. No other issues. If I didn't go to work, I could have just sleep through it all. I was fine after catching up on sleep. But I will absolutely not wear a cuck mask after going through that. I'll punch those fucking mask Karens in the mouth first and stab them in their cunts. I earned this.

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Jesus Sun 16 May 2021 07:05:09 No.13139182 Report

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there must be a separate board for jabbing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 07:18:57 No.13139210 Report

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>>13138776
foids tend to experience swelling of cranial nerve seven which contributes to deafness in the left ear, twitching of the left eye, and general numbness of the left side of your face. it goes away though, cranial nerve seven becomes inflammed whenever your immune system has to do substantial work

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 07:30:43 No.13139245 Report

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>>13138776
since the vaccine side effects are a subset of the virus symptoms, she'd have prolly died from the real thing

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Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 08:05:54 No.13139324 Report

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>>13138921
>source: my ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 08:07:27 No.13139330 Report

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>>13139032
>pretty rough
lol, that's not rough.
what a fucking crybaby

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 08:09:09 No.13139338 Report

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>>13139172
>extra blanket
oh no a blanket
cry a little and pass out holding on to your peepee

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 08:38:58 No.13139429 Report

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>>13138940
You will never be white, Pedro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 09:52:45 No.13139616 Report

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>>13138809
PRIONS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 10:44:51 No.13139748 Report

Quoted By: >>13140255

>>13138776
Why is it always schizo-looking women, in most cases blondes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 13:40:42 No.13140255 Report

Quoted By: >>13140327

>>13139748
You mean middle aged women who don't know how social media and cameras work?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 14:00:08 No.13140320 Report

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>>13138776
i didnt sleep for 2 days
did a lot of fucking weed and ate shit food
i went to get my first dose of the russian vaccine
and nothing happened
I was also falling apart for my second dose but again, nothing

Did a blood test after that just to make sure, and i just have low HDL cholesterol from all the fast food, everything else is in tip top shape

From talking to my friends, i think that its something like 50 50, im not really sure
But all of my friends who dont take care of themselves and live unhealthy lives had a negative reaction, other ones were ok

We live in a europoor country btw

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 14:01:47 No.13140327 Report

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>>13140255
Yes, but they also have that neurotic look in their eyes; look at OP picture and you know what I'm talking about

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Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 14:01:52 No.13140328 Report

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>>13138795
>>13138806
This, both is experimental at this point expecially for long term effercts. You have to choose or move into the woods.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 14:13:07 No.13140385 Report

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>>13139172
>If I didn't go to work, I could have just sleep through it all.
We got two days paid leave after the astrazeneca shot to do exactly that. And probably to encourage us. Worked like a charm.

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