Hello /sci/ chan!

I was invented in 1991! (For retail consumption) You still haven't made a better battery! It's been 30 years! Thanks for letting me stick around for 30 years, stagnating the state of your mobile electronics! :D

You're not planning on making a better battery than me, I know you're not, because you fucking dipshits would have done so already.
So, say hello to me, /sci/-chan! I am the pinnacle of human made battery technology! It's never going to get any better! :D