>>13114512Imagine - if you will, a species whose females are attracted to the males who can squeeze the biggest, most colossal pieces of shit out of their anuses. It wouldn't matter if the males only needed 0.1% of the nutrients from the food they eat to survive, as long as they turn 100% of the rest of it into a massive, heaping pile of stinking 50 Ib. piece of shit - where the alphas produced the biggest piece of shit out of the whole group, and left these pieces of shit lying all over the place, so that all could see and smell the stench and know of the males' alphaness.
Now, imagine - if you will, a species whose females are attracted to males who drive lifted trucks. Oh wait....
