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Anonymous Mon 10 May 23:37:24 2021 No.13111656 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13111710 >>13111720 >>13111727 >>13111743

Scientifically speaking, will sitting like this boost your intellectual capabilities?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 May 2021 23:41:44 No.13111684 Report

Quoted By: >>13111715 >>13111735

Only if you are squirting out a turd. Not having to shit anymore will boost your intellectual capacities.
I do recommend pulling down your pants and maybe finding a loo first, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 May 2021 23:43:12 No.13111695 Report

Quoted By: >>13111735

it makes pooping more efficient and will reduce the ammount of time you spend doing so. This will reduce your most fruitful contemplation time and thus reduce your intelligence and creativity

However it will keep you from freezing to death if you need to rest and live in russia. Trade offs

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 May 2021 23:45:33 No.13111710 Report

Quoted By: >>13111725

>>13111656
I'm more curious if thinking too much actually helps to lose weight

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 May 2021 23:47:16 No.13111715 Report

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>>13111684
>an antishitist
this is foolishness, humanity comes from shitting. It is shit which inspires. Why do you think the germans have always been so successful?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 May 2021 23:49:31 No.13111720 Report

Quoted By: >>13111726 >>13111735

>>13111656
no, that's the poo position.
it's for pooing.
though the best thoughts often do come on the toilet.
either way sitting like that probably increases your chance of getting a blood clot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 May 2021 23:51:15 No.13111725 Report

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>>13111710
The brain uses like 20% of the oxygen in your body so it definitely burns calories, the thing is though does the number of calories that thinking burns depend on the intensity of thought? Could we even measure such a thing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 May 2021 23:51:20 No.13111726 Report

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>>13111720
this is why slavs drink lots of alcohol to keep their blood thin

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 May 2021 23:51:29 No.13111727 Report

Quoted By: >>13111735

>>13111656
no, but pooping like that will

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 May 2021 23:53:15 No.13111735 Report

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>>13111727
>>13111720
>>13111684
>>13111695
go back

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 May 2021 23:54:50 No.13111743 Report

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>>13111656
It will boost your street shitting ability

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