>>13111114you know what I meant nigga.
As a matter of fact, I do have balls, I've almost gotten kyself killed or maimed in lab "accidents" at least 3 times.
One time I tried to taste an artificial honey mixture I made from potatoes, but I hadn't finished neutralising the pH (I was eyeballing everything) and were it not for the nearby fawcett my tongue would have been burnt off.
I added some lye, tasted again and (slightly) burnt my tongue a second time.
I got away with this because I was the student in charge of the school laboratory. Since I had to stay there all day, when noone else was around, I did whatever the fuck experiments I pleased.