Let me get this straight.

Scientists.. believe.. that there is an unlimited amount of parallel multiverses in which every conceivable possible version of yourself, every possible alternate thing you could do.. is being experienced in another universe.

In another universe.. everything is identical, except you've got red hair.. or some other retarded way they explain it. Fine.

You're telling me that.. in another universe.. there's a version of myself, fingering a chicken.

Everything else is the same, except I'm doing that.

You're telling me it's a viable theory to think there's a permutation that has me licking Elon Musk asshole while my family watch..

There's a versi where I do that, except someone is shitting on my face.

And of all the disgusting and absurd scenarios.. I'm in the one where nothing much happens..

Multiple universe theories show how low IQ and unimaginative scientists really are.