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Anonymous Fri 07 May 02:51:27 2021 No.13091380 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13091431 >>13091799 >>13091973 >>13092122 >>13096895 >>13097868 >>13097958

LIFE ON MARS HAS BEEN FOUND!!!!! LIFE ON MARS HAS BEEN FUCKING FOUND!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/351252619_Fungi_on_Mars_Evidence_of_Growth_and_Behavior_From_Sequential_Images

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Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 02:52:31 No.13091386 Report

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Pic of the fungi

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 02:52:46 No.13091388 Report

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LIFE HAS BEEN FOUND UNDER MY FORESKIN

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Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 02:54:05 No.13091393 Report

Quoted By: >>13091397 >>13091447 >>13092080 >>13096664 >>13097344 >>13097407

Fucking unreal

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 02:54:39 No.13091397 Report

Quoted By: >>13091413 >>13096618

>>13091393
Its rocks
Take your meds

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 02:59:16 No.13091413 Report

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>>13091397
Are you high? Read the paper.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 03:02:12 No.13091430 Report

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>>13091388
Can I take a look?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 03:02:16 No.13091431 Report

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>>13091380
meds

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 03:06:27 No.13091447 Report

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>>13091393
>sol 1145
>take pic
>wind blows
>sol 1148
>take another pic
>they are obviously different
It's a nothingburger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 03:07:02 No.13091448 Report

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>>13091413
you mean the paper written by a con man known for ayyy hoaxes, published by some shitty chinese paper with a history of incorrect research? It's rocks retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 03:11:41 No.13091460 Report

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>>13091448
Rhawn Joseph is dumb, but Advances in Microbiology is a prestigious journal. This really does look like a find.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 03:13:01 No.13091465 Report

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>>13091460
Its rocks

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 03:16:47 No.13091483 Report

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https://www.researchgate.net/publication/340610633_Life_on_Mars_Colonies_of_Photosynthesizing_Mushrooms_in_Eagle_Crater_The_Hematite_Hypothesis_Refuted
>wrote a similar paper last year
Meds

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Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 03:39:02 No.13091562 Report

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Shrooms

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Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 03:49:34 No.13091591 Report

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>>13091562
What would be like to get high off martian shrooms?

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Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 03:55:58 No.13091612 Report

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>>13091591
If some types of lichen can survive on mars, could we genetically engineer it to produce psilocybin?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 04:05:35 No.13091640 Report

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>>13091448
ah fuck there goes my hope in humanity again

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Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 04:50:27 No.13091799 Report

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>>13091380
They are rocks

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Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 05:56:11 No.13091973 Report

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>>13091380
False alarm. OP is a faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 06:57:57 No.13092080 Report

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>>13091393
it could be minerals that were under a thin layer of sand that was exposed by the wind, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 07:01:10 No.13092086 Report

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>>13091460
>Rhawn Joseph
>mutt ayy schizo
kek absolute state of America

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 07:14:25 No.13092122 Report

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>>13091380
I'd like to believe that, too bad the author is a luteral schizo, and some of the pictures just don't contain what is described at all. (not gonna pist it as the paranoid researchgate algorithm made me solve an awful captcha twice as I was clicking through the pictures)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 07:28:43 No.13092168 Report

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>>13091799
>666x666
whats up with that image size fuckface

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 18:16:38 No.13094189 Report

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>>13091460
not anymore
unless it's a month late April fools joke

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 03:49:15 No.13096531 Report

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>>13091591
Now this guy is asking the heavy hitting questions. We need a sample now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 03:59:00 No.13096573 Report

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>>13091460
> prestigious journal
> impact factor 2.4

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 04:07:51 No.13096618 Report

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>>13091397
Actually read the paper, it's probably some type of fungi similar to puffballs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 04:19:15 No.13096664 Report

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>>13091393
Aw man, it does look like they could be rocks, they're just getting uncovered, not really growing in an unmistakeable way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 04:35:54 No.13096723 Report

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>>13096664
Ok actually I take this back after looking at the whole thing. Are those pictures seriously real?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 04:38:54 No.13096735 Report

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>>13091386
Found this via reverse image search. This research is actually pretty old, don't know if it's the same people though. https://www.inverse.com/science/mushrooms-on-mars-a-wild-story

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 04:39:35 No.13096739 Report

Quoted By: >>13096762 >>13097313

This is awesome. Borderline confirmation that given enough time mars will develop a vast array a life likely evolved from these mushrooms

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 04:46:24 No.13096762 Report

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>>13096739
Mars probably had a lot more life before someone nuked the shit out of it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 05:20:08 No.13096895 Report

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>>13091380
How is this journal different from other debunked journals claiming there are fungi on mars

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Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 08:26:25 No.13097309 Report

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>>13091386
oh wow
and they are growing from solid rock too

I think these gigantic mushrooms growing in desert on Earth are related to them
better check the DNA in them, it might prove life came from Mars all along

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 08:28:20 No.13097313 Report

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>>13096739
If mushrooms are on mars, and didn't come from us, it'd be firm confirmation that we came from mars since all animals came from proto-fungi like 1+ billion years ago.

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Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 08:30:11 No.13097318 Report

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>>13097309

ive never seen rocks grow like that wtf, fake?

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Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 08:30:51 No.13097320 Report

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>>13097318
but wait
there's more

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Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 08:39:56 No.13097344 Report

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>>13091393
>1143
looks like a mount of dirt
>1150
dirt blown away

>1145
>bottom second to the left and first on the right
half covered
>1148
fully uncovered, notice them expanding only in the other semicircle and the lump of dirt over it is gone

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 09:07:12 No.13097407 Report

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>>13091393

Either wind or water is uncovering some type of mineral spheres, or it's biological

Worth investigating

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 11:49:37 No.13097796 Report

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>>13097320
that's a whole damn tree that has been fossilized, you cant prove me wrong I'm right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 12:18:08 No.13097868 Report

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>>13091380
it´s too cold for life on mars, brainlet

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Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 12:20:17 No.13097873 Report

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You really think that there would be one and only one species of life on mars? If there's life on a planet, there will be millions of types of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 12:23:48 No.13097883 Report

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https://www.cnet.com/news/no-nasa-photos-are-not-evidence-of-fungus-growing-on-mars-sorry/
https://futurism.com/experts-shred-paper-claiming-mushrooms-mars
https://www.iflscience.com/space/nope-we-havent-just-found-evidence-mushrooms-growing-mars/

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Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 12:54:03 No.13097958 Report

Quoted By: >>13097987

>>13091380
It's always cross contamination, same thing as Venus. Retarded as fuck.

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Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 13:04:08 No.13097987 Report

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>>13097958
When you realize: OUR PROBES HAVE ALREADY CONTAMINATED MARS WITH MICROBES

Mult

Mult Sat 08 May 2021 13:42:22 No.13098125 Report

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>>13097320
Stromatalite under ancient ocean
https://youtu.be/uqeH76RLpO8

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