>>13083496>be Me>third year mathematic under grad>no girlfriend for about a year, too busy>mathworks with a lot of people in a grand hall (American style)>every Tuesday and Thursday (yeah, one of those ones)>math department has lots of girls surprisingly, but most of them will become teachers of children (women and children, ugh)>be Tuesday>sitting in the best desk (leftmost side third from front)>woman: "is it okay if I sit here?">Go ahead I said, then I get up and walk to another desk (grinning/smirking) after she sat down>many keks were had at the expense of the women (mostly by me, but also by the many people I have recalled the story to)>there are some details missing but let's just say I didn't have to deal with her again (I'll say it)>Be Thursday >Best desk is second from left fifth back>Women (different): What is your name?>I decide to say, Corey Gausso (fake name)>women believing with a smile...>ask her if she has a gensp to borrow>just one (what an implication, hmmm?)>borrows the gensp from Thursday >Be Tuesday>Corey does not exit, forgot to bring the gensp back so I leave Gausso (yeah, tall about a fuck up)Long story short, basically yiu can't even listen to what they do when you're trying ti make decisions because they don't even try to make it up if you don't in the first place, so just go straight up (this works pretty good for minimizing chances of plunging) but let's be real, this is 4chan so most of you are already going to Be Tuesday (no offense).
And yeah it's totally possible if you just think they're cute and you need to be able to make statements
