>>130803631. Tell your code monkeys to create artificial intelligence
2. Invest millions of dollars and years of work
3. Only ever get 99.999..% of the way there (if you're lucky), never actually gets over the finish line
4. Investors/stockholders/Board of Directors are calling for your heads to be put on pikes for apparent zero ROI
5. Hand the whole mess over to the marketing department, have them hype it all up based on decades of media and literature full of fantasy AI, fool companies and people into believing that's what you've got, sell sell sell!
6. Give everyone the run-around when it doesn't perform worth shit, tell them "oh well it's your training data that's bad" and shit like that
7. Profit!
