Our esteemed /sci/-bro Mohamed Ababou has announced his upcoming wedding
to several 8-10 year old females. Their exact number has not been determined yet,
as for one thing, Mohamed has never been really good with numbers, and secondly,
the investigations are still in progress to determine the precise extent
of the offences.

To the friends of Mohamed, and to the readers of /sci/ who remember the 2006
'Sudanese goat marriage incident', when a man who had intercourse with a
goat was sentenced by court to marry the
said bovine, the announcement
comes as no big surprise. As a neighbor told a reporter shortly after the
apprehension of Mr Ababou: "with time we got used to the squeals and oinks,
which is why we didn't contact police right away".

At the time of writing this report, the authorities are in the process of rounding
up the mostly female victims.

Mohamed has only commented by stating that "the conviction is great for me,
exactly what I hoped would happen. Now leave me alone and let me enjoy
my interests, retard fuckwit."
Witnesses say that the interests of Mohamed are centered around inter-species
scat, and shitposting on /sci/. They add that the latter seems the most disgusting
activity of the two.