>>1307247123 1/2 minutes, that's the length of time it took you to formulate that.
Just give it up. You like the idea, you want to steal it, and you want to mitigate the risk of others running to a notary before you by insisting that the idea can't work.
This is sickening to me. It is sickening to me that regular people can't get access to the American patent system and it's sickening to me that even as people like you lie, cheat, and steal in broad daylight, you deny what you are doing.