>>13068156>AHH GROSSMAN HELP ME I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DIFFERENTIATE A MANIFOLDYou have no idea what you're talking about.
>AHHH STOP HILBERT DON'T YOU DARE PUBLISH THAT PAPER I'M ALMOST DONEYou have it backwards: Hilbert couldn't work out the correct form of the action until he corresponded with Einstein
>OOOH I APPLIED PYTHAGORAN THEOREM TO A LIGHT CLOCK GIVE ME A NOBELEinstein didn't get his Nobel for relativity
>IS THAT A RANDOM NUMBER? IM LOSING MY MIIIIIIIIIINDIf you actually look into it, it wasn't the randomness per se that Einstein had a problem with, it was more the non-realist nature of QM.
>MY EQUATION DOESN'T FIT REALITY? BETTER FUDGE ITExcept it did fit reality, it didn't fit his preconceived notion of a steady state universe, but that was never the reality of our universe.
>NOOOOOO I SHOULDN'T HAVE FUDGED IT FUCK FUCK FUCKBut the cosmological constant is actually real.
>YOU GOTTA CREATE THESE NUKES>NOOO HOW DARE YOU USE THESE NUKES I TOLD YOU TO CREATE"...had I known that the Germans would not succeed in developing an atomic bomb, I would have done nothing". There was no need to use them on the Japs.
