Literally feels like I'm holding a man's ball. Texture. Weight. How it moves internally.

The mushroom it comes from is called a stinkhorn.
It smells so much like dick that I subtly feel some pheromone property like I am being imposed on by some superior male with potent dick scent. I can smell it from 30 feet away.
The top has a holy shaped just like the slant of a dick hole

There's no way our organs weren't designed around this thing