> be me
> living with roommate
> need to take a fat dump
> my ass is about to explode
> notice that roommate’s water bottle is sitting at the basin without the lid on
> "too late"
> bomb toilet harder than Fallujah
> take his bottle out of the bathroom and put it on the kitchen counter
> roommate comes home from his run an hour later
> he drinks out of the bottle
> "this water tastes really funny, anon" and hands me the bottle
> take a sip to remove any suspicion
> mfw the water literally tastes like shit
> mfw i realize i could avoid drinking from his bottle by blaming it on rona
Is it /sci/entifically possible that poop particles are airborne and flew into the bottle? The bottle and the basin is more or less 1 meter from the toilet.
> living with roommate
> need to take a fat dump
> my ass is about to explode
> notice that roommate’s water bottle is sitting at the basin without the lid on
> "too late"
> bomb toilet harder than Fallujah
> take his bottle out of the bathroom and put it on the kitchen counter
> roommate comes home from his run an hour later
> he drinks out of the bottle
> "this water tastes really funny, anon" and hands me the bottle
> take a sip to remove any suspicion
> mfw the water literally tastes like shit
> mfw i realize i could avoid drinking from his bottle by blaming it on rona
Is it /sci/entifically possible that poop particles are airborne and flew into the bottle? The bottle and the basin is more or less 1 meter from the toilet.
