Hey Vsauce, Michael here.
Can you find your dick?
I mean - sure you can - if you dig through your flabs of fat, but are you sure that's a dick and not... your THUMB?
You see, humans are primates, and primates have thumbs, but not all primates have OPPOSABLE thumbs, and the only primates who do have OPPOSABLE thumbs are humans... and niggers.
Niggers used to live in the African jungles until the white man came and took them overseas for enslavement, so they wouldn't have to dirty their hands from picking cotton, and cotton was used as a material for fabric, which can be found in quilts... and clothing.
Clothing is a form of protection used by humans and niggers to protect themselves from the environment, which can otherwise damage your skin if you ever decided to leave the house for once in your miserable, lonely life, and wouldn't have all of that fat that is concealing your thumb-sized dick.
And as always, thanks for watching.
Can you find your dick?
I mean - sure you can - if you dig through your flabs of fat, but are you sure that's a dick and not... your THUMB?
You see, humans are primates, and primates have thumbs, but not all primates have OPPOSABLE thumbs, and the only primates who do have OPPOSABLE thumbs are humans... and niggers.
Niggers used to live in the African jungles until the white man came and took them overseas for enslavement, so they wouldn't have to dirty their hands from picking cotton, and cotton was used as a material for fabric, which can be found in quilts... and clothing.
Clothing is a form of protection used by humans and niggers to protect themselves from the environment, which can otherwise damage your skin if you ever decided to leave the house for once in your miserable, lonely life, and wouldn't have all of that fat that is concealing your thumb-sized dick.
And as always, thanks for watching.
