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Anonymous Sun 25 Apr 13:36:21 2021 No.13029143 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13029381 >>13029520 >>13029631 >>13029725 >>13029740 >>13032562

Are astronauts on the ISS allowed to masturbate?

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Anonymous Sun 25 Apr 2021 13:41:09 No.13029157 Report

Quoted By: >>13029763 >>13032509

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Anonymous Sun 25 Apr 2021 15:02:26 No.13029381 Report

Quoted By: >>13029387

>>13029143
Yes but they use a really weird balloon/fleshlight contraption to make sure their astronaut sperm doesn't literally cause the ISS to fall out of orbit by shorting out critical electronics.
Maybe I know what I'm talking about orr maybe I'm just talking out of my ass.
They will never confirm one way or another because it's an uncouth topic.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Apr 2021 15:04:13 No.13029387 Report

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>>13029381
>they use a really weird balloon
That's a rude way to describe female astronauts.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Apr 2021 15:06:51 No.13029398 Report

Quoted By: >>13029445 >>13029513

it's almost impossible to get an erection in 0g since fluids redistribute in your body

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Anonymous Sun 25 Apr 2021 15:32:53 No.13029445 Report

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>>13029398
based retard

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Anonymous Sun 25 Apr 2021 15:53:37 No.13029513 Report

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>>13029398
you don't need erection to milk da cum tho

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Anonymous Sun 25 Apr 2021 15:56:51 No.13029520 Report

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>>13029143
If caught they have to live in the Soviet space station.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Apr 2021 16:37:14 No.13029631 Report

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>>13029143
No, they have to suck each other's cocks.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Apr 2021 17:04:04 No.13029725 Report

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>>13029143
Yes, how do you think the milky way came to exist?

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Anonymous Sun 25 Apr 2021 17:10:13 No.13029740 Report

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>>13029143
You had this shitpost already or is this a bot?

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Anonymous Sun 25 Apr 2021 17:12:03 No.13029746 Report

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Honestly, it wouldn’t surprise me if they just didn’t. They’re astronauts, they have extreme self-discipline.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Apr 2021 17:16:07 No.13029757 Report

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It wouldn't surprise me if at least one of the Gemini-Apollo astronauts did.
They may have been professionals, but all it takes is a dare and no-one else knowing.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Apr 2021 17:17:10 No.13029763 Report

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>>13029157
Fpbp

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Anonymous Sun 25 Apr 2021 17:21:03 No.13029776 Report

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>>13029757
There is a story abut a loose poop in the Apollo 10 lunar module, so I doubt they were too squeamish.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Apr 2021 18:16:06 No.13030020 Report

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>>13029520
But anon, there is no Soviet space station.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Apr 2021 19:30:31 No.13030361 Report

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>>13030020
It's called Mir 2, also known as the ISS. The ISS's Zvezda module is just the renamed DOS-8 module of the renamed Mir 2 project. The US made modules attached to Mir 2 (aka ISS) are collectively known as the USOS, and these rely on the Zvezda/DOS-8 module for life support, station keeping, and flight control.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Apr 2021 23:23:03 No.13031299 Report

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>>13030020
exactly

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Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 00:46:48 No.13031576 Report

Quoted By: >>13031892 >>13031907 >>13032144

this is how I know that porn cripples men.

I have never thought that shit in my life. is this what you people think about all day? I saw a post on another board similar to this that said "do you think jedi's can jack themselves off with the force?" like what type of sexually depraved low life dude do you have to be to get to that level, If I was an astronaut I'd be looking into space, seeing what type of cool tricks you could do in zero g, and you would be jacking off and examining your semen as it floats through the air.

do better bro, do better.

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Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 01:06:01 No.13031629 Report

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>>13030361
What's Russia and all those Eurofags doing docked to Space Station Freedom?!

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Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 02:12:58 No.13031892 Report

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>>13031576
>i legitimately care about real science and that's why i come to an anime image board filled with the worst people on planet earth to satisfy my intellectual curiosity even though there are a thousand better places to go

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Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 02:16:54 No.13031907 Report

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>>13031576
>seeing what type of cool tricks you could do in zero g
spinning is a good trick

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Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 03:20:22 No.13032144 Report

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>>13031576
men are just like that unfortunately lassie. I was spunking myself on the daily long before I learned what porn was.
t. grew up before the internet in a rural town

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Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 05:06:23 No.13032509 Report

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>>13029157
FPBP /sci/ WHAT HAPP33NED

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Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 05:11:52 No.13032523 Report

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>>13030020

That's just what the public thinks.

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Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 05:15:47 No.13032525 Report

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The Bigelow Expandable Activity Module (BEAM) is the designated sexual release location. That goes for fapping, fucking, or anything in-between.

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Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 05:37:17 No.13032562 Report

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>>13029143
try and stop me

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Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 05:42:26 No.13032567 Report

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>>13031907
Like, spinning and masturbating?

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