Stonehenge of (insert location)

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I have decided my ballsack is large enough to do this. I am going to build some Stonehenge, Machu Picchu, Mayan, Vedic/Brahmin, Egyptian type architecture on some property in an undisclosed location in North America.

I am simply announcing that I will do doing this so that perhaps some kind folks can suggest methodology and inspirational examples of what to do and how to do it. I don't need this thread to get replies, I will be doing this anyways no matter what. I would love to see what you guys think though.

The greatest challenge is obvious, moving enormous stones which I am highly motivated to move in hilarious meme ways. The next greatest challenge is having as few tool marks as possible. Sure, it would be easy as fuck to do this but to do this elegantly that is what will make this special.

I will obviously be doing serious research on my own, and at the end of the day it doesn't have to be perfect but I will definitely be creating an extensive megalithic structure. Even if it takes the rest of my life.

I have a sense of humor and would love to do this in the most shitposty way possible.