I don't know how sad it is. Do you really need to farm that question out to other people though? It seems like something that any individual human should be able to identify without asking someone else.
The rest is a series of declarative statements... oh, you're talking as if you are presenting some alternative narrative to some imaginary audience, right? It just clicked for me just now. I'm a direct communicator and educator and only use English in a reflective, receptive-directive, and inferential manner. The potential for me to have gotten this entire paragraph wrong does exist but you're the only individual that can clarify if I have or not. Then again your primary incentive would be to not break character so I don't know if I can trust your reply to this post. I'll just put that thought on the backburner then.
Moving on, you've listed a very interesting life and set of characteristics. If they do actually apply to your real-life circumstances and is in fact not what I had presumed in the above paragraph could you please elaborate on why these things are important to you and why you need me, the guy writing this post, to know them about you? Happy to learn I just feel like there is a more effective communication approach we could share. That's me assuming you want to engage in respectful conversation.>I share this meme with you.