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Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 15:51:14 2021 No.12979123 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>12980748 >>12980835 >>12980866

>have to do a blood pressure test at the hospital
>the thing starts beeping because it's extremely high

any recent papers about actually effective ways to lower blood pressure in a healthy way?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 15:52:05 No.12979128 Report

Quoted By: >>12979137 >>12979199 >>12979302

Take knife, cut vein, drain about a liter of blood
Pressure lowered

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 15:55:17 No.12979137 Report

Quoted By: >>12979148 >>12981038

>>12979128
I wasn't asking retards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 15:58:30 No.12979148 Report

Quoted By: >>12979157

>>12979137
If you're in the age group to post on 4chan, and have severe hypertension, then you're an obese, unhealthy retard yourself and nothing can help you

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 16:01:07 No.12979157 Report

Quoted By: >>12979173 >>12979175 >>12980855

>>12979148
my BMI is actually near perfect
but I have Autoimmune disease

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 16:04:16 No.12979173 Report

Quoted By: >>12980859

>>12979157
If your hypertension is caused by vasculitis or your kidneys being fucked, then normie ways of controlling blood pressure won't work for you; see a doctor(preferably a specialist and not some family medicine brainlet)
((that is, if you actually do have autoimmune disease))

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 16:04:27 No.12979175 Report

Quoted By: >>12979199

>>12979157
Just ask your doctor for some methotrexate, if it's actually an autoimmune disease it should work fairly well

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 16:06:02 No.12979190 Report

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Dry fast for 3 days. If this won't help nothing will

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 16:07:00 No.12979199 Report

Quoted By: >>12979255

>>12979175
>Just ask your doctor for some methotrexate
lmao what retarded advice, on tier with this shitpost >>12979128 but actually sounds like you're serious

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 16:22:06 No.12979255 Report

Quoted By: >>12979280

>>12979199
>have autoimmune disease
>take immunosuppressive drug
>???
>profit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 16:27:17 No.12979280 Report

Quoted By: >>12979295

>>12979255
>read genius advice from 4chan
>take cytostatic drug
>???
>fuck your GI tract, liver, and get pancytopenia

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 16:29:57 No.12979295 Report

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>>12979280
>come to 4chan for advice
>don't ask your doctor anything
>????
>expect good results

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 16:30:53 No.12979302 Report

Quoted By: >>12979356

>>12979128
This but unironically.
Bloodletting is the only way OP.
But you should also drain your yellow bile, black bile and phlegm in equal proportions as to not disturb the equilibrium.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 16:42:26 No.12979356 Report

Quoted By: >>12979359 >>12979367

>>12979302
not sure I'm familiar with this meme

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Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 16:43:38 No.12979359 Report

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>>12979356
Of course you're not, you're not a doctore

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 16:45:16 No.12979367 Report

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>>12979356
That’s because you have the sloping brow and cranial bumpage of a stagecoach robber.
Phrenology is a real science, damnit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 21:37:26 No.12980748 Report

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>>12979123
Diet and exercise. Get your labs done, specifically triglycerides. If its high 2x fish oil daily and eat less meat and carbs, say goodbye to beef jerky if thats your thing.

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Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 21:59:51 No.12980808 Report

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Try this

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 22:04:45 No.12980835 Report

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>>12979123
high blood pressure is a symptom not a disease
find what is causing it and solve it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 22:10:32 No.12980855 Report

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>>12979157
the wonders of modern medicine
quality of life and health gentlemen
everyone has an autoimmune disease or a mental illness

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 22:12:06 No.12980859 Report

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>>12979173
controlling blood pressure directly is the single most retarded thing you can do

your body increased the pressure because something was slowing it down, what do you think hapoens when you slow it to a point your body thought was not doig the job?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 22:13:39 No.12980866 Report

Quoted By: >>12980949

>>12979123
donate blood
exercise more (HIIT)
do things that make you feel happy
have 1-2 alcoholic drinks a day
have lots of sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 22:38:38 No.12980949 Report

Quoted By: >>12980964

>>12980866
>have 1-2 alcoholic drinks a day
doesn't that make it worse?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 22:42:01 No.12980964 Report

Quoted By: >>12980976

>>12980949
Nope, moderate drinking actually lowers the risk of CAD which you want to do if you have hypertension

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 22:45:07 No.12980976 Report

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>>12980964
can you please link a paper about this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Apr 2021 22:59:00 No.12981038 Report

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>>12979137
>asks /sci/
>>I wasn't asking retards.

Yeah, you played yourself.

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