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Anonymous Fri 09 Apr 22:57:21 2021 No.12952250 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>12952255 >>12952268 >>12952352

Is it true that AstraZeneca vaccine turns people into monkeys? I don't want to turn into monkey.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Apr 2021 22:58:56 No.12952255 Report

Quoted By: >>12952257

>>12952250
100% accurate. the mrna vaccines turn you into a pozzed monkey tho.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Apr 2021 22:59:59 No.12952257 Report

Quoted By: >>12952264

>>12952255
AstraZeneca is not mRNA though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Apr 2021 23:00:54 No.12952264 Report

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>>12952257
that is correct. i was referring to the mrna ones having an additional effect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Apr 2021 23:01:47 No.12952268 Report

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>>12952250
There is no point in resisting anon. You'll feel better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Apr 2021 23:20:25 No.12952352 Report

Quoted By: >>12952379

>>12952250
Just a small chance of fatal blood clots. It's still better than a small chance of death from being unvaccinated.

Arno Niem

Arno Niem Fri 09 Apr 2021 23:28:17 No.12952377 Report

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Apes, not monkeys. No prehensile tail ... which is a shame really.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Apr 2021 23:29:19 No.12952379 Report

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>>12952352
Unless you have a fatal blood clot

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