>>12933277I have long hair with a balding hairline. I refuse to cut my hair because I don't give a shit, I just style what little I have left with a shit ton of gel and comb it back with a mullet.
I have a body built like a brick shithouse from lifting.
I'm somewhat fat with very wide shoulders.
I wear glasses,
I walk around in flip flops, with basketball shorts on, and an open jacket with no shirt underneath, only a wifebeater that exposes my hairy chest.
I have bags under my eyes from only sleeping 4 hours a day, regularly unshaved.
I'm the smartest student in my engineering department, and am quite famous for it.
Beat that diverse nigger lady.
