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Why haven't you gotten married yet, /sci/? Happiness has repeatedly been shown to be the best causal predictor of a good life. Not being married causes. . .
>early death
>less happiness
>less life-satisfaction
>less wealth
>poverty
>being cringe in general
>less health
>less of a chance of recovery from cancer, stroke
>fewer mental health issues
>drinking and smoking addictions
>suicide
>schizophrenia
>etc.
(If you're not married yet but plan to, you get a pass)

Scientific proof:
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jK9ralAIMSiayjzAdIZDoCAiDKeqJlQhc9yNsXey7XQ/

>inb4 muh "hApPieR peoOPle aRe MoRe liKleY tO gEt mArRiEd"
READ THE LINK
>inb4 muh "I know someone who had a bad marriage therefore that refutes hundreds of years of scientific research"