I’ve seen people point out all the flaws and error of this obvious Hoax in many ways but the following one takes the cake for me.
An anon in the new thread just tore down this hoax in one of the best ways yet.
Here’s their quote:
“I can finally prove once and for all that this isfake and gay. I have three reasons
1. Lincoln Labs telescope for asteroids is in Australia, not the US
>"In 2013, the LINEAR program began transitioning asteroid search operations to the Space Surveillance Telescope (SST)">"The SST is now being relocated from New Mexico to the Naval Communication Station Harold E. Holt on the North West Cape in Western Australia"The larpfag claimed to be in the US but Lincoln Lab's asteroid program is in Australia now. Look into thr SST, its been in Australia since 2017.
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https://www.ll.mit.edu/impact/watch-potentially-hazardous-asteroids)
2. Larpfag mentioned David Spector. But he would not know David Spector if he worked for LINEAR. LINEAR was located in New Mexico (but is now defunct and its telescope moved to Australia). David Spector works at the lab in Massachusetts. Its possible he knew him, but why would he name drop a worker from across the country instead of one of his actual coworkers who knows him? Interestingly, David Spector is one of the first results for Lincoln Labs on LinkedIn.
3. Declassified documents from Lincoln Labs that I have found online are consistent with other classified government docs, his documents are not. Besides the format being awful and fake looking, this supposedly sensitive material is not in line with federal regulations, while Lincoln Lab's other sensitive documents are.
In short, Mr. LARPfag has some serious explaining to do...”