Quantum probability quiz

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You're hopelessly addicted to jacking off, being the jack-off-jack that you are you reach 10 times a day easily, but you're not shooting blanks either 5ml each time @ 200 million sperm per 1ml.

You're dedicated too, nothing will knock you off your stride. You can do this from puberty to death. Probably a good 60-70 years of jacking off like a champ.

Taking these factors into account what is the percent chance of your load blowing into a very fertile dwarf woman (4 foot 6, 80 pounds) who appeared out of a quantum fluctuation, and then her getting pregnant and successfully birthing your kid?

If anyone answers this correctly I'll post something special on /b/