>Spend 2 years doing ridiculously easy classes to become an RN so you can twerk in the break room between shifts of handing things to doctors and cleaning shit off the floor
"OMG what a hero!! you deserve at least a 90k salary and tons of respect!!"
>Spend 6 years getting a master's degree, becoming skilled and knowledgeable in a field you're passionate about
"Lol here's your 50k a year bro"
Why are software engineers and lawyers the only skilled professions that get paid like it?