>>12911016>why did he do it?Specifically to annoy (You), OP.
It's a billions of years long conspiracy.
Billions of years ago, (They) decided to arrange events so that (You) would be born.
Their plan was so complete, so intricate, so detailed, that they even dictated what your personality would be like, and specifically, that you'd be so annoyed by this, that you'd keep posting it on 4chan (which (They) also pre-planned to exist concurrent with your life) over and over and over again, never even coming close to being satisfied with what anyone had to say about it.
So, as you can see, (You) are the punchline of the greatest cosmic joke ever conceived -- and it was all done specifically to annoy, perplex, and confuse (You).
(They) are all laughing at you right now, OP, up in their high places, above the Universe they created specifically as the venue for this cosmic comedy, starring (You): the hapless fool they created, only to be jeered at and ridiculed.
But there's a way out of it for you, OP.
(You) can ruin their joke, and have your revenge upon (Them) once and for always.
Just kill yourself.
Then the Cosmic Joke ends, and (They'll) stop laughing at (You).
