>>12905779I dunno man, I got a call from the Secret Service once because of an accidentally very poorly worded Reddit post once (yeah yeah, I know) and it was the spookiest moment of my fucking life. My cell phone didn't even show a phone number, it literally just said "United States Secret Service". I picked up the phone and the other end said
"Hello, is this *full name and date of birth"?"
"...yes?"
"Are you currently living at *full address*?
"...yes"
"Are you currently receiving this call from a room in the northeast corner of your apartment?"
"...yes"
"are you *accurate height and weight* and do you drive a white 1996 Honda Civic EX with *license plate number* and a dent in the right rear quarter panel?
"... ... ...yeah"
"Ok, we were just making sure our information was correct. We assume that your post was intended as a joke but we need to plan for any unfortunate contingencies. I'd advise against making any further jokes lest we have to pay you a visit at your home, or at *job location and roughly accurate shift time*. Goodbye, anon." *click*
Nothing feels quite as intimidating as getting a shakedown from the fucking government.
