the suez canal blockage has already lasted for 4 days and its said it could last weeks, lets say 1 week, to be conservative. allegedly that means 2 billion dollars of money lost per day. That means our budget is 14 billion best case scenario, and there's no upper limit to the damage


weight of the ship 200 nautical tons, or around 203.000 kg or
a wrangler jeep can tow 3.000 lbs or around 1.575 kg
so it would take like 133 jeeps
the average cost of them is like 100.000$, so the jeeps would cost around 1-2 billion, lets round it up to two.
a very strong steel structural cable is like $2500 per linear foot or like 0,3m or like 8000 per meter. or like 8 million per km. I dont feel like doing the math so i'll just buy 100 km worth of cable to be on the safe side
that's 800 million, lets round it up to a billion.

The payment for the guys who drive the jeeps is the jeep itself, thats 100k for a couple of days worth.
let's allocate 4 billion for any other work that is needed including salaries which will be more than enough. Cable can be just rounded around the ship using very cheap methods
so that makes a total of 2+1+4 billion = 7 billion. My personal fees will be 1 billion for the great idea , ill also allocate 1 billion to building a giant statue of doge right next to the site of the incident and a billion to buy magic the gathering cards and distribute it to random strangers, and a billio to donate to the starship program... that would amount to a total cost of 11 billion, and they get the ship free in a couple of days plus they're,earning 3 billion on top of what it would cost them to wait for other means in the best case scenario they have devises so far

so being this ridiculous and inneficient i could still manage to save them. there's probably a much better solution still, am i genius, are they retarded or a mixture of both?