>okay bro here's your vaccine
>btw it did not receive the same amount of thorough testing and long term study as other drugs are required to have, those are only requirements when it's convenient for the pharmaceutical companies and the FDA
>btw one dose isnt enough, come back in a couple weeks for more
>btw it will make you feel sick for a few days after you get it
>btw even if you do get it, you can still get the virus and get sick like you could have without the vaccine
>btw you can still be a carrier even with the vaccine so we have to keep wearing thin pieces of cloth on our face and carrying tape measures around in public to prevent the apocalypse
so uh.... how is the vaccine going to improve my life again?
>btw it did not receive the same amount of thorough testing and long term study as other drugs are required to have, those are only requirements when it's convenient for the pharmaceutical companies and the FDA
>btw one dose isnt enough, come back in a couple weeks for more
>btw it will make you feel sick for a few days after you get it
>btw even if you do get it, you can still get the virus and get sick like you could have without the vaccine
>btw you can still be a carrier even with the vaccine so we have to keep wearing thin pieces of cloth on our face and carrying tape measures around in public to prevent the apocalypse
so uh.... how is the vaccine going to improve my life again?
