>>12882446If you need a retarded fantasy where the suez gets blocked for months or years then there are plenty of realistic ones that don't involve the ship breaking up from some magical super low tide. There's lots of ways they could majorly fuck up trying to move it. Not to mention the fact that every fucking malicious nation and terrorist org on the planet just realized how easy it would be to fuck up the global economy by sending an rpg into the waterline of a cargo ship in the suez or Panama canal.