>Hello Anon how are you feeling, how are your symptoms?
>You feel terrible?! Well, that's too bad.
>Well I have some good news: Our initial findings for the new experimental drug are very promising.
>Future patients with your disease will be cured and be spared the suffering you are currently facing.
>Unfortunately for you, you are part of the control group so you must continue to do the old treatment until you die.
>You can't switch to the experimental drug because that would taint your trial.
>You may think it's unfair but just know this: your noble sacrifice will allow us to make one really neat spreadsheet.
>You feel terrible?! Well, that's too bad.
>Well I have some good news: Our initial findings for the new experimental drug are very promising.
>Future patients with your disease will be cured and be spared the suffering you are currently facing.
>Unfortunately for you, you are part of the control group so you must continue to do the old treatment until you die.
>You can't switch to the experimental drug because that would taint your trial.
>You may think it's unfair but just know this: your noble sacrifice will allow us to make one really neat spreadsheet.
