Man, I don't know about you but I just F*CKING LOVE SCIENCE. Yeah that's right, I love it SO much I swore when I told you how much I love it, that's how you know I'm serious about it! Planets, stars, newly discovered microbes, those things are my JAM! I F*CKING LOVE SCIENCE so much that I read articles about those things every day, I'm quite well educated on the topic.

What's that? Statistical methods? R-squared? Non-linear regression? Meta-analysis? Replication crisis? Ummm I don't know too much about that stuff but have you heard that we're ALL MADE OF STARDUST? Isn't that SO COOL?! Neil DeGrasse Tyson and Bill Nye told me so! They are such geniuses, I could listen to them talk all day!