I am in no ways a qualified mathematician or physicist, I don't have a degree, I don't have a keen interest in the subjects, but I do want to redpill people on a bullshit theory. So /sci/, I'm asking: how would I write a bullshit paper abut a bullshit formula that would be believed by the general public, and be good enough for a "major" science publication? Of course, it would be instantly outed by any real experts, but I'm just looking to make it good enough for the public. Any advice?