There's a charity book "store" near me that gives them away. Went there yesterday, while I'm in line one of the workers asks me if she can just dump a bunch of books around a subject in a box for me so I don't have to wait as long. It's been about 10 years since I graduated, and I'm embarrassed on an intellectual level that I let my 1490 SAT brain rot in arts and administration for so long. So I say, "Sure, give me college level math." Get home, open the box, this is the first thing that's inside. What am I in for, chaps?