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Anonymous Thu 11 Mar 18:36:21 2021 No.12819969 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>12819991 >>12820044 >>12825097 >>12826798

talk about stupid or funny shit that's happened to you during your degree or field, whatever.
>be me
>in differential equations class
>pencil is dull
>pull out my legal length pocket knife
>shave it to be pointed
>glance up brefily
>pause
>wtfsweatypepe.jpg
>literally everyone is staring at me like I'm some kind of serial killer
>finish taking my notes ignoring all their stares

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Mar 2021 18:42:51 No.12819991 Report

Quoted By: >>12820068

>>12819969
Lmao retard, do you also wear long black trenchcoats and wear a fedora?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Mar 2021 18:47:32 No.12820006 Report

Quoted By: >>12820068 >>12822942

>be me
>Teach summer physics class
>Super good teacher, literally only one kid getting a D
>Two weeks remain
>She asks to meet me in my office to discuss grades
>Expect same old spiel
>She literally says she'll do anything to get a higher grade
>Reiterates anything
>Asks what does she need to do, with hand on top shirt button
>"Well, for starters, I recommend reading the textbook for at least 2 hours a day and doing practice problems. Given only 2 weeks before the final you're going to need to bust your ass. But the final is 35% of your grade so you can still get at least a C by performing well on that. Any other questions?"
>She says oh, okay, leaves office

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Anonymous Thu 11 Mar 2021 18:52:43 No.12820029 Report

Quoted By: >>12820068 >>12820126 >>12821842 >>12822028 >>12822526

Can mods delete that picture? It makes a mockery of the worst tragedy in modern history.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Mar 2021 18:54:23 No.12820038 Report

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Another one.
>Be me
>First year TA
>Teach in sweats every day
>One day wear jeans, didn't realize button broke that morning
>Catch kid in front row staring at my crotch
>Wtf? Is he a faggot?
>Look down, pants sagging, bulge visible
>Don't even flinch, keep talking
>Pull up pants, zip
>"So, any questions on the problem we just went over?"

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Anonymous Thu 11 Mar 2021 18:55:20 No.12820044 Report

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>>12819969
>Covid
>Drawing teacher wants us to send him our paper drawings
>Email him my drawings
>Time later I go check one of the drawings
>Shadow of dick in the corner
>All the drawings have it
>Teacher gives grades to my drawing
>I don't know if he did notice it and never asked

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Anonymous Thu 11 Mar 2021 18:56:00 No.12820045 Report

Quoted By: >>12820068

Another one
>Be me
>Second year TA
>Supervisor has us coming in at 6 am to preview midterm
>I show up in pajamas
>Supervisor baffled. "is this some kind of protest?"
>Me: yes.

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Anonymous Thu 11 Mar 2021 19:01:51 No.12820068 Report

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>>12819991
I don't like hats they make my head feel uncomfortable.
and no I don't like the fabric most trenchcoats are made from.
I've always wanted to hunt a bear and wear it's skin but I'm pretty sure that's kind of illegal so I need on to be on my property first because then it's such a dangerous threat I'd need to kill it.
fucking oppressive laws.
Uncle ted is based.
>>12820006
>didn't shill his office hours
man you must have been green.
but that was a pretty crazy interaction.
My mum is a professor and based on what she's told me fucked up shit like that isn't uncommon.
Profs date students all the time.
Students sometimes stalk profs.
crazy shit.
>>12820029
it's extremely poetic you're just too stupid to ascribe personal meaning to its multidimensional meaning.
sorry you're a bitch pussy.
I 9/11'd your mum's cunt
>>12820044
wtf bro? maybe put away your cock next time?
>>12820045
B-based.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Mar 2021 19:07:49 No.12820096 Report

Quoted By: >>12820126

>be me
>first year TA
>show up to proctoring, on my way to the exam room
>hand full of like 200 exams, with 15 mins until start time
>run into qt3.14 student of mine, only she's ugly crying, bawling her eyes out
>i ask what's wrong
>"my best friend literally just killed herself"
>.... wtf.jpg
>ugh
>ugh
>ugh
>um, i like really need to proctor this exam.... you should see supervisor at office# just upstairs

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Mar 2021 19:14:45 No.12820126 Report

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>>12820029
According to main steam media the capitol storming was worse than 9/11
>>12820096
wow what a bitch.
I had some annoying bitching crying to the prof during an exam and it fucking sucked.
always that one bitch that has NO composure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Mar 2021 19:27:26 No.12820167 Report

Quoted By: >>12820571

>be me
>EE
>taking real analysis after being recommended to by everyone I know who's taken it
>go to office hours regularly for help from prof
>one day decide ask a weird question
>"In engineering classes, we usually ask 'what are we doing?' From what we've gone over so far, I've been wondering, is analysis just the art of approximation?"
>prof thinks for a few seconds
>"No, because sometimes we also integrate by parts"
He gave me a better answer afterwards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Mar 2021 21:09:34 No.12820571 Report

Quoted By: >>12820642

>>12820167
That's the most retarded question I've ever heard.
engies should be fucking segregated from math classes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Mar 2021 21:20:27 No.12820608 Report

Quoted By: >>12822925

>Analytical chemistry lab
>3rd year adult heating up a flask full of hydrochloric acid with the stopper shoved in
>bang
>acid everywhere
>guy uses emergency shower
>water everywhere, all over bookshelf that was right next to the shower for some reason
Up until I left that room still had a massive brown patch on the ceiling/wall and a bookself full of ruined books.

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Anonymous Thu 11 Mar 2021 21:31:38 No.12820642 Report

Quoted By: >>12824102

>>12820571
Ok incel

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Anonymous Fri 12 Mar 2021 04:37:55 No.12821842 Report

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>>12820029
>wanting mods to delete something you don't like because of your fee fees.
>on a free speech aboriginal cave painting site

Fuck your feelings, you should have been aborted.

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Anonymous Fri 12 Mar 2021 05:55:22 No.12822007 Report

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terrible thread so far

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Mar 2021 06:04:53 No.12822028 Report

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>>12820029
>Can mods delete that picture? It makes a mockery of the worst tragedy in modern history.
the only mockery is that the americans suck at geopolitics. reminder that all their woes are their own doing lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Mar 2021 10:06:57 No.12822526 Report

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>>12820029
lol! lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Mar 2021 13:32:18 No.12822925 Report

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>>12820608
something similar happened in my inorganic lab
>peer heats up rbf full of glacial acetic acid as solvent
>has it hooked up to the schlenk line, only the adapter knob was closed
>pressure builds up, acetic acid all over fume hood
luckily it didn't get on anyone and was relatively contained in the hood, but god damn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Mar 2021 13:38:41 No.12822935 Report

Quoted By: >>12822996

This happened on Wednesday.
My Probability & Statistics professor is a native of Mexico and wanted to show us how to do binomial probability distribution on a ti84.
He used some pirated software and sent us the link saying "If you get caught blame it on me. People love blaming Mexicans for everything."
Cool guy so far.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Mar 2021 13:41:34 No.12822942 Report

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>>12820006
>women in stem

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Anonymous Fri 12 Mar 2021 14:16:02 No.12822996 Report

Quoted By: >>12823027

>>12822935
>"If you get caught blame it on me. People love blaming Mexicans for everything."
in other words, if he gets in trouble he'll accuse the accuser of racism

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Mar 2021 14:29:16 No.12823027 Report

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>>12822996
He's been there for a long time so chances are he'd get a free pass anyways.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Mar 2021 19:57:10 No.12824102 Report

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>>12820642
I mean, I don't agree with the other guy, I think its really cool when more applied people take more pure math stuff, but that was a mind-boggingly stupid question.

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Anonymous Sat 13 Mar 2021 00:52:34 No.12825097 Report

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>>12819969
didn't happened with me, but happened at my uni a few years ago
>parking lot becomes exclusive to professors and staff
>students get mad
>students block all access to parking lot and start protesting
>russian professor arrives at class and argues with students
>''everyone will be marked as absent and it will stay that way until this mess is over''
>''you are here to study, you don't have the right to prevent the professor from coming to work''
>"you don't have the right to prevent me from coming to my university''
>student replies
>''OUR university''
>professor responds
>''yours for 5 years, mine for 20"
>proceeds to not give the lecture
one of the most based professors we have.
there are two videos of him arguing with students if you guys want, but it's all in portuguese

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Mar 2021 02:34:10 No.12825378 Report

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>>12825097
No what a total cunt.
I bus to my uni and I'd be fucking pissed if I didn't get a lecture because some apes are acting like niggers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Mar 2021 13:27:27 No.12826798 Report

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>>12819969
>be me in vertebrates systematics class
>old dude brings in live garter snake to show professor
>old woman (student) grabs the snake by its tail and starts spinning it over her head in the middle of the lab
>same woman vomits when she sees slides of frogs

I know a lot of retarded people like this

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Anonymous Sat 13 Mar 2021 14:40:22 No.12826932 Report

Quoted By: >>12827071

>take statistics
>Exam is multiple choice
>Guess answers
>Pass through statistics

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Mar 2021 15:41:12 No.12827071 Report

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>>12826932
multiple choice is so easy to bullshit your way through

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