-Public Healthcare Policy: Opportunity Cost Social Darwinism (only treat those who bring the greatest returns)
-Sharktank Biological Immortality Private Insurance: It's a private insurance plan entirely owned and funded by the employer, you can live for as long as you want, all costs covered, but only if you bring (x) amount of value to the firm
-The Rockstar Plan: Its a private insurance plan for wealthy drug addicts where they get a guy to buy vitamin water, uppers, downers, herbs, supplements, and all necessary hangover recovery items, including chewing gum, coffee supplies, incense, glow in the dark posters, black lights, bubble pop wrap bubbles to pop, cigarettes and medical marijuana. Personal trip-sitters & Michael Jackson doctors can be included in extensive coverage plans.
-The brutally honest Public Healthcare Policy: The Government admits you should just be "Healthy enough", and that real people deserve real health insurance, as you ponder the value of human life and the true complexity in the ideologically assumed values behind healthcare and health insurance systems