>you get to wear many hats in this job
you'll be randomly asked to do other people's jobs and things that are completely outside your job description

>must be a motivated self-starter
we need someone who will train themself because our training program is either nonexistent or the people who are supposed to be training you are too busy to do their job

>fast paced environment
we will set unrealistic deadlines then get mad at you when you don't meet them

>must be a team-player
you will be expected to clean up other people's messes

>we're like a big family here
we expect you to prioritize our company over the well-being of your own family

How's the job search going, /sci/ ?