>>12785956Doctors HATE them! Apples put them out of business! Apples are the one weird trick science has figured out to fool the greedy, money-grubbing doctors into submission. Isaac Newton discovered the apple in the early 1600s. Before this time, people died of diseases invented by doctors. The doctors "cured" these diseases they themselves created for a fee. People died early, preventable deaths. While doctors still exist, their influence is much reduced and it is believed humanity may one day achieve immortality by banishing doctors and subsisting on apples.
