illiterate

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give me your best illiterate stories.

>be me
>doing master degree in engineering physics, mostly doing data science, meteorology and fluiddynamics
>had to do some mandatory physics courses like 'atomic & molecular physics', 'quantum structure of matter', 'solid state physics' and 'quantum mechanics 1'
>my friends outside of university are pretty much normies, working hard but didnt got too far into education
>most of their knowledge is from the internet and youtube

>'YO YOU KNOW PHYSICS N SHIT RIGHT? DID YOU KNOW TESLA INVENTED A GENERATOR THAT EXPLOITS ZERO-POINT ENERGY OF PARTICLES TO GENERATE ENERGY OUT OF NOTHING?!'

>'IF I AM MADE UP FROM ATOM AND ATOMS CAN BE IN TWO PLACES AT A TIME WHY CAN'T I BE ONLY AT ONE PLACE AT A TIME?'

>'dude did you know that there are brains, like in space and shit?'

>'dude imagine the graphics on a quantum computer'

>'CAN SPACESHIPS EVER REACH SPEED OF LIGHT?!'

>'man you took so much time for your degree, you sent lightyears on studying'