>>12726674You dum-dum, you go work for a political campaign if you have a polisci degree.
Doesn't matter if your candidate wins, that gets you on the track to work other political jobs.
It's an entire whole secret career path that's pretty boring and potentially involves a lot of committee-style work and bullshit, but pays well (because the person you're helping to steal from the public trough will pay you some to keep you quiet).