I don't know how to read. Say the word "educaton" out loud to yourself. ed-JEW-caton. Ever since I figured this out, I have not done a day of schooling, and to be honest with you my friends I have actually forgotten what a comma is. So there you have it, I have an IQ of 87 and I am proud to not be one of those smart slaves who have to worry about the world; I can just live a care-free life.
To avoid schooling -- back in the day the law was a bit lighter -- my dad just told the Alabama service workers that I was being "homeschooled". My dad has an IQ of around 84 and even he fooled those (((suit-wearers))). I will keep farming and living the good dumb life. The farm is my garden of Eden and the fertiliser is plant steroids. The sun is my alarm clock and the moon is my bedtime indicator.
To avoid schooling -- back in the day the law was a bit lighter -- my dad just told the Alabama service workers that I was being "homeschooled". My dad has an IQ of around 84 and even he fooled those (((suit-wearers))). I will keep farming and living the good dumb life. The farm is my garden of Eden and the fertiliser is plant steroids. The sun is my alarm clock and the moon is my bedtime indicator.
