Ballsack scientists have just discovered a new cure for uneven testicles. Whilst most men may not notice or even care if their testicles are not hanging evenly, it has been shown that it can impact sexual performance due to uneven sperm counts reducing the amount a man can ejaculate. This cure was discovered accidentally when testing ballsack buoyancy in various liquids. It was found that if a man has uneven testicles and he dips them in vinegar twice a day for a week the acids in the vinegar will loosen the testicle which is too high up, allowing it to droop at it's natural elevation.