>>126916401. On the first day, mix 1 microgram of bleach into a glass of water. Drink.
2. On the second day, mix 2 micrograms of bleach into a glass of water. Drink.
3. On the third day, mix 3 micrograms if bleach into a glass of water. Drink.
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Continue until dead. At the end of every day, record your body weight, calories consumed, when you drank the bleach, and how you are feeling.
This simple chemistry experiment will help us determine the half-life of bleach in the human body as well as the lethal dosage.