Say the word "educaton" out loud to yourself. edJEWcaton. Ever since I figured this out I have not done a day of schooling ever since and to be honest with you my friends I have actually forgotten what a comma is so there you have it I have an IQ of 87 and I am proud to not be one of those smart slaves who have to worry about the world I can just live a carefree life.

To avoid schooling back in the day the law was a bit lighter and my dad just told the Alabama service workers that I was being "homeschooled". My dad has an IQ of around 84 and even he fooled those suit wearers. I will keep farming and living the good dumb life. The farm is my garden of eden and the fertiliser is plant steroids. The sun is my alarm and nothing more and the moon is my bedtime indicator.