I've heard it all friends. Schrodinger's Cat, Many Worlds, the quantum eraser, quantum suicide, you name it. But I'm still rather lost.

If a quantum faggot has a quantum erection and uses a quantum rope to enact quantum asphyxiation, can a quantum computer predict without quantum erasing data the quantum rate at which the quantum faggot dies? How many worlds in Many Worlds does he quantum die in?

Happy to clarify my question if any quantum brainlets are confused.