Scientifically speaking, how do we change the weather and reduce our carbon footprint to save the planet and the animals from the biggest threat to the universe (mankind)? The more I believe in science the more I am tempted to get a vasectomy and watch Ted Talks and read papers on arxiv about depopulation benefits and quantum cosmology. The universe came from nothing and random chance and abiogenesis made man for no reason because of accidents, then survival of the fittest kicked in and made sure to select good mutations from bad mutations because of sexual reproduction and this is all meaningless but my sentences are meaningful and my actions matter and the best way to know things is by the scientific method funded by Monsanto and Bill Gates. I love billionaires that fund their own studies and get the conclusions they want, and I go along with it because my fav Professor say so and anyone else is a hill bill science denier.