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How can I get rid of pinworms causing itchy ass?

Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 23:11:00 2021 No.12663803 View Reply Original Report

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Gross ik, but looking for non-big pharma remedy. Natural. Thanks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2021 23:12:34 No.12663807 Report

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Wash your fucking ass bro. Get a bidet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2021 23:13:42 No.12663812 Report

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>>12663803
put scalding coffee up your ass the worms die instantly they hate that stuff

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2021 23:28:20 No.12663859 Report

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>>12663803
>has worms
>wants a natural organic grassroots cure
Bro, worms are natural. It’s totally fine to have an itchy butt. Stop being such a square.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2021 23:29:04 No.12663862 Report

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just bite the bullet schizo san... vile

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2021 23:29:30 No.12663866 Report

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>>12663803
Pyrantel pamoate and start cleaning your anus

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2021 23:31:39 No.12663873 Report

Quoted By: >>12663992 >>12665172

>>12663859
what are you trying to say?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2021 23:51:35 No.12663954 Report

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>>12663803
FFS moron just go to a cliinic and get the goddamned prescription

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Feb 2021 23:56:16 No.12663965 Report

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>>12663803
regular regimen of vigorous anal sex until your problem ceases

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Feb 2021 00:05:03 No.12663991 Report

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A raw clove of garlic before breakfast. Look up garlic properties.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Feb 2021 00:05:05 No.12663992 Report

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>>12663873
try suicide

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Feb 2021 00:09:22 No.12664001 Report

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>>12663991
already ate an entire garlic today lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Feb 2021 00:09:48 No.12664003 Report

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>>12663803
The old remedy is wormwood, clove, garlic, and black walnut hull.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Feb 2021 00:10:04 No.12664004 Report

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>>12663803
Juicing and no meat

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Feb 2021 01:38:42 No.12664359 Report

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>>12663803
No medical advice. But I personally would cut fingernails. Optimize mineral, vitamin and food intake. Most humans have a pinworm infection at some point and many don’t notice anything. Probably you only get them, if your body needs them for something. Figure out what it is. Maybe you don’t move enough etc. Wash your underwear and bed linen at a high enough temperature. Usually there won’t be anything bad. And if the immune system wants, it will destroy the worm(s). Often people just wash with (harsh) soap instead of clear water. Leading to a dry skin, which is itchy and makes them believe they have worms and probably more susceptible to worms. If it’s very bad I would go for Mebendazole, which has a very decent adverse reaction benefit profile.

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Anonymous Thu 04 Feb 2021 02:07:38 No.12664456 Report

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Swallow larger worms that will bully the smaller ones out

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Anonymous Thu 04 Feb 2021 03:02:36 No.12664584 Report

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>>12664456
Why are parasites so cruel bros?

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Anonymous Thu 04 Feb 2021 03:04:49 No.12664589 Report

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>>12663803
Eat some hotpot with pic related in it, the next day you'll see hundreds of dead worms in your poo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Feb 2021 03:14:49 No.12664612 Report

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There are medicines but I solved the problem by putting my sheets through a sanitation wash every couple of days. I also changed my underwear before bed and when I woke up in the morning, and then sanitized them too. Add in some self control, constant hand washing, especially before eating, and in a couple of weeks they were gone.

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Anonymous Thu 04 Feb 2021 04:37:26 No.12664828 Report

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>>12663803
Mebendazole

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Feb 2021 04:38:29 No.12664829 Report

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>>12664612
What third world country are you from?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Feb 2021 04:42:49 No.12664839 Report

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Use wormwood extract. It’s a parasite ion canon. I have an Asian girlfriend and I have used it to combat her friends bad food handling practices lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Feb 2021 04:54:45 No.12664856 Report

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>>12663803
Lol

This is how irrationality works on whatever side of the world you're on:

>Covid19 is bollucks mate. Give me the Ivermectin

>Pinworms, bro. Fuck the doctors, what can I do?

Hopefully this worm-riddled moron gets Covd19 and takes the Ivermectin

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Feb 2021 05:02:27 No.12664863 Report

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to treat a thing you need something that looks like that thing.
ramen noodles look kind of like worms
so what we are going to do is make a homeopathic ramen noodle tincture.

Take one ramen noodle and place it into a galon of water. You can add some flavor packet if you want. From this take a single drop of the water and place it in another gallon of water. From this take a single drop of the water and place it in another gallon of water. From this take a single drop of the water and place it in another gallon of water. From this take a single drop of the water and place it in another gallon of water. From this take a single drop of the water and place it in another gallon of water. From this take a single drop of the water and place it in another gallon of water. From this take a single drop of the water and place it in another gallon of water. From this take a single drop of the water and place it in another gallon of water. From this take a single drop of the water and place it in another gallon of water. From this take a single drop of the water and place it in another gallon of water. From this take a single drop of the water and place it in another gallon of water. From this take a single drop of the water and place it in another gallon of water.
From this take one drop of water under the tongue every night for three months.

Will fix you right up

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Feb 2021 06:13:47 No.12665045 Report

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>>12664828
Isn't that a few hundred dollars per dose in the US?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Feb 2021 06:48:33 No.12665172 Report

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>>12663873
That if you have worms in your butt and your main worry is finding an organic non-big pharma cure rather than simply finding a cure, then basically you deserve having worms in your butt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Feb 2021 06:51:11 No.12665183 Report

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>>12663812
>put scalding coffee up your ass the worms die instantly they hate that stuff
neighbors also hate that stuff, when OP runs around bare-assed and shrieking, sprinkling everything with pinworms boiled in coffee.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Feb 2021 06:52:28 No.12665189 Report

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>>12664856
covid fixation detected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Feb 2021 07:02:39 No.12665239 Report

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>>12663992
BASED

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Feb 2021 11:01:01 No.12665755 Report

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>>12665045
If you don't have insurance then yeah

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Feb 2021 11:25:08 No.12665799 Report

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>>12663803
Stop scratching, they die.
The cycle is this
>mommy worm gets kids
>they need to go to your face holes for the cycle
>mommy worm tickles your butthole (literally)
>places eggs outside
>you scratch your bumhole, eggs will attach to your hand
>at some point, you'll touch your face
>eggs enter your digestive system
>eat sleep repeat

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Feb 2021 12:11:51 No.12665899 Report

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>>12663803
Are you sure it's pinworms, or have you decided it is based on Internet reading?
I once thought I had pinworms, but it was actually irritation caused by over-wiping.
Itchiness can also be caused by under-wiping, hemorrhoids, tinea, etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Feb 2021 13:10:50 No.12666010 Report

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>>12664856
But OP didn't mention covid at all, friend. Are you sure you're not projecting your obsessions?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Feb 2021 13:12:14 No.12666014 Report

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>>12665899
>Are you sure it's pinworms
yes i'm sure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Feb 2021 13:27:52 No.12666056 Report

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>>12665799
OP faces the direst challenge of his life. if he can stand the itching for a couple of weeks (plus sleeps in a diaper such as not to scratch his ass while asleep), he'll be rewarded with dead and rotting worm eggs firmly lodged into his anus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Feb 2021 13:41:53 No.12666096 Report

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everclear

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Feb 2021 13:54:01 No.12666134 Report

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>>12663992
tounge but hole

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