I need you to start a religion for me, /biz/. No, not the sci fi bullshit one.
We need a religion which demonizes birth and promotes death.
Only angel-tier people are allowed to breed and raising somebody else's kid is the norm.
We start by spreading easy painless ways to die to all the world.
We promote eugenics and DNA modification.
We promote taking care of Chad's baby.
Finally we keep the bitter side for last; making everyone infertile.
We then start sprinkling random metaphorical BS and statistics like:
100,000 babies are born everyday in India and China, one of them could be you. Stop trapping us in horrible bodies and countries, it's an affront against life.
You can revive as a better person, but not until you kill all the shit people on your planet.
There's 20 billion planets with life on them, Terra is nothing special.
Before you die you must take as many politicians and executives and rich people who don't create jobs with you as possible; it's tradition.
We need a religion which demonizes birth and promotes death.
Only angel-tier people are allowed to breed and raising somebody else's kid is the norm.
We start by spreading easy painless ways to die to all the world.
We promote eugenics and DNA modification.
We promote taking care of Chad's baby.
Finally we keep the bitter side for last; making everyone infertile.
We then start sprinkling random metaphorical BS and statistics like:
100,000 babies are born everyday in India and China, one of them could be you. Stop trapping us in horrible bodies and countries, it's an affront against life.
You can revive as a better person, but not until you kill all the shit people on your planet.
There's 20 billion planets with life on them, Terra is nothing special.
Before you die you must take as many politicians and executives and rich people who don't create jobs with you as possible; it's tradition.
