>my new Uni meet and greet online
>they ask me for 5 bucks for it (???)
>yeahnolmao.JPG
>they still send a recording of it via email the day after
>presentation full of years old memes and pop media like the seagull screaming and Elsa
>maths assistant professor starts talking
>"well here it says we are in the top 1% of universities... But it's not such a big achievement in my opinion, anyway..."
>"this Uni has values: scientific impact, technological innovations and relevance to society... I'm not sure how great I am at any of these things, I mostly sit and, like, think of obscure mathematical problems"
>literally anything that comes up on the screen he debates, always telling his own opinion
>starts talking about polynomials, Fermat, elliptic curves and integer out of nowhere
>I enrolled for a Biology master's wtf
>"yeah so now we know all of this is useful to send emails"
>proceeds with string theory HOLY SHIT STFU LMAOOOOO
>"yeah there are many other applications... Hey X do you wanna take over the presentation, I've run out of things to say"
this was fun
>they ask me for 5 bucks for it (???)
>yeahnolmao.JPG
>they still send a recording of it via email the day after
>presentation full of years old memes and pop media like the seagull screaming and Elsa
>maths assistant professor starts talking
>"well here it says we are in the top 1% of universities... But it's not such a big achievement in my opinion, anyway..."
>"this Uni has values: scientific impact, technological innovations and relevance to society... I'm not sure how great I am at any of these things, I mostly sit and, like, think of obscure mathematical problems"
>literally anything that comes up on the screen he debates, always telling his own opinion
>starts talking about polynomials, Fermat, elliptic curves and integer out of nowhere
>I enrolled for a Biology master's wtf
>"yeah so now we know all of this is useful to send emails"
>proceeds with string theory HOLY SHIT STFU LMAOOOOO
>"yeah there are many other applications... Hey X do you wanna take over the presentation, I've run out of things to say"
this was fun
