>>12634160Hey wow, someone like me! Yeah, I also make nice clean poo that just drops out without any sticking to the sides. I usually stock toilet paper just for appearances and guests, I very rarely use it myself. In fact on those rare occasions I do get stick I would rather just have a shower than smear feces around my butthole.
My God, its so refreshing to know I am not alone. You know when this CV19 thing started I was in a state of disbelief over the toilet paper crisis that ensued. I could not understand how so many people made it a point of urgency to stock up on toilet paper and to use so fucking much of it.
I feel much better now knowing that I am not some freak just because I have clean drops. Well met Brother in soft sausage poo! Hey maybe we should start a club. Call it the "Soft Sausage Association" or something. Have REGULAR meetings ( Haha ) where we get together and discuss our stool consistency and shit ( Haha ) like that. Perhaps even have an ANNUAL ( Haha ) election for President. Imagine that. PRESIDENT OF THE SOFT SAUSAGE ASSOCIATION. Damn, that would really mean something.
